Bandit is His Name

We’re getting a puppy on Monday
It has been decades without
He’s really quite small
A lap dog after all
We’re starting to ready the house

There’s one thing that makes my uneasy
And makes my stomach quite quesy
I’ll be the one
To train our cute friend
I hope it’s heuristic and easy

In response to the daily prompt https://onedailyprompt.wordpress.com/2018/07/13/your-daily-word-prompt-heuristic-july-13th-2018/